Novel: The Enigmatic Life of Obfuscation Jones (working title) Plot: A menage a trois with one man, one woman, and a Buddy Rich live double album. Screenplay: Fatty Arbuckle's Great Escape (working title) Synopsis: Why gambling, marriage, and cock fighting are a lethal combo. TV script: Paper or Plastic Genre: Original situation comedy. Video: Arena Solutions (Foster City, CA) quarterly sales meeting Premise: Commissioned to write script for Jeopardy!-style sketch around company employees. Professionally acted, filmed, and edited. It killed in a room full of semi-sober sales guys. Stand up: Writing and performing (and getting paid) in Scottsdale, Phoenix, and Tucson, including Laff's Comedy Club, TGI Friday's, Tempe Improv, and Star Theater Style: Sarcastic, intellectual. No props. Media: Life Online Description: Weekly Internet radio show complete with scripts, bits, banter, and kick-ass guests (e.g., Seth Godin) from the world of technology and the Web. Web: Copy for various sites, some defunct and some not Voice: Irreverent and casual, yet grammatically correct. Portfolio available upon request.